| Funny quotes? Do you have more of these?;)?

Funny quotes? Do you have more of these?;)?

twinkLe asked:


Things that “Celebrities have said”

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson

“I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me.” - Madonna

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” - Mick Jagger

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” - Yogi Berra

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera

“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff

“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” — Keanu Reeves

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson

“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I feel my best when I’m happy.“ - Winona Ryder

“I can do anything as long as I don’t have to speak.“ - Linda Evangelista

“I’m using my brain for the first time in a long time.“ - Victoria Beckham

“I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.“ - Britney Spears

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4 Responses to “Funny quotes? Do you have more of these?;)?”

  1. chibiotaku on June 4th, 2009 12:08 pm

    “My grandmother keeps asking me why I’m not cute like in Titanic” - Leonardo DiCaprio
    (something like that, not sure)

  2. Darn Penguin on June 7th, 2009 11:29 am

    Only ONE Yogi Berra quote in there? What about “a nickle ain’t worth a dime anymore,” or “90% of the game is half mental?”

    There are all sorts of classic Yogi Berra moments you left out. For shame.

  3. foxy on June 9th, 2009 6:10 am

    “That’s hot!”
    ——————-infamous paris hilton

  4. ♥PYT♥ on June 10th, 2009 3:10 pm

    (After Being told her book was ranked in the wall street journal)
    “What’s the Wall Street Journal, is that good?” - Paris Hilton

    ♥We Love You MJ♥