Funny quotes? Do you have more of these?;)?
twinkLe asked:
Things that “Celebrities have said”
“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson
“I hope my child will be a good Catholic like me.” - Madonna
“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” - Mick Jagger
“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” - Yogi Berra
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.” — Keanu Reeves
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I feel my best when I’m happy.“ - Winona Ryder
“I can do anything as long as I don’t have to speak.“ - Linda Evangelista
“I’m using my brain for the first time in a long time.“ - Victoria Beckham
“I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.“ - Britney Spears
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4 Responses to “Funny quotes? Do you have more of these?;)?”
“My grandmother keeps asking me why I’m not cute like in Titanic” - Leonardo DiCaprio
(something like that, not sure)
Only ONE Yogi Berra quote in there? What about “a nickle ain’t worth a dime anymore,” or “90% of the game is half mental?”
There are all sorts of classic Yogi Berra moments you left out. For shame.
“That’s hot!”
——————-infamous paris hilton
(After Being told her book was ranked in the wall street journal)
“What’s the Wall Street Journal, is that good?” - Paris Hilton
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